With That Name, You Really Should See It Coming...

There's a clown named Spanky in the Ringling Brothers' Circus. Now before you make crude, immature jokes about his name, like you might if you took a class from this man, let me tell you that you are completely justified in doing so. Turns out, Spanky is a child pornographer. Why would a circus hire a clown named Spanky? Wouldn't they expect something was up?

Conclusion: if you are a circus manager, don't hire clowns named Spanky. That goes for Teabag, as well. If you are a child pornographer posing as a clown... wait, if you are a child pornographer, go repent of your sins now before I castrate you. With a rusty knife.

(Thanks to Dave Barry for the prof link)